"Stadium Pal," by David Sedaris

Whilst correcting the broken Apocalyptica link, I discovered a familiar name. I've been an NPR listener for decades, interrupted only by living in the UK, where it is either not available, or I lacked the sophisication of knowledge and / or eqipment to receive it. At any rate, since my return to the States in 1998, the occasional Sedaris essay on the radio has brought anyhting from a smile to a guffaw. The "Stadium Pal" surely ranks as the latter, at least the first time I heard it.